Ravens's Diary

29^th April 2013 or is it the 30th?

I have decided to make use of the facilities here to get some new cloths. If I am stuck here I might as well be comfortable and look good. The computer system has what it claims to be an AI assistant. This device would probably pass a Turing test. Is it really an AI or is there simply a person puppeting it? I have chosen some clothes for my stay here. At least I will be able to change out of these school clothes.

No jewelry was available in the catalogue. My personal jailor has said she will try to get some for me. This Caitlin appears to be a pleasant lady. I will try to treat her well. Cordelia on the other hand is a bitch.

There are other people here who would appear to be in the same boat as me. I should make some effort to find out where they come from. During a brief conversation last night they mentioned things that I have never heard of. Something called ‘Star Wars’. Maybe they do come from alternate universes or this is a well constructed con and they are all part of it. If it was not for the apparently advanced technology and the evidence of magic I would say this whole thing was a reality TV show in very bad taste.

I will try to find some of the others for lunch today and subtly probe them for information. I will avoid the silly welsh man as he is a fool. The lady with the psychic bird appears to be more knowledgeable about this whole situation.

Lunch appears to be Chinese food. Good job I like this type of food.

Some of the group have decided to go into town. I have decided to go along with them to the medieval old town. Unfortunately the town is a long way down and so I decided to turn back.

I spent the extra time exploring round the house. There are horses here! They are lovely animals, I must try riding them if I can.

The Bitch has gotten us to assemble in the library this afternoon. She is again wearing a sword! Why wear a sword? She also has a BIG dog with her. She used magic again to create some kind of portal to a huge castle somewhere. This is getting more and more like a badly written fantasy paperback. There is a strange black lump of ice embedded in an enormous tower. The guards are armed with swords and other bladed weapons. There is even a queen in the castle. This is like a theme park.

Then some kind of Cthulhu tentacles came out of another tower and grabbed us. They pulled us towards to a blue crystal. It was horrible. They pulled us into the crystal which was filled with tentacles in a pentagram. There was a building in the crystal full of paintings.

The bitch introduced us to some woman in the crystal. They talked about this all proving what the bitch had told us. Nothing makes any sense. There is no context. We are supposed to accept this madness. They keep talking about things that I have never heard of before and expect me to know what they are about. They babble on about serpents and unicorns and phoenixes.

I HATE Cordelia and would love to give her a punch on her self righteous nose, the superior bitch. She does have power though and I think she would kill me if I tried. She appears to be a ruthless bitch.

I want to go home.

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